BNB Chain · paired with $CETS

ROACHMODE

You can't kill the roach.

Every cycle wipes out the tourists. The ones who never zeroed are still here, living in the walls. Hold $ROACH and get paid in $CETS — and 20% goes back into the pool, so the pile of CETS underneath only gets bigger.

CONTRACT · BNB CHAIN
Roach — a yellow cat in a cockroach costume and a blue t-shirt
TRY TO STEP ON HIM
PRICE —
24H —
MCAP —
LIQUIDITY —
CETS PILE —

THE CETS PILE

Roaches don't need much. Just crumbs, forever.

Roach lounging on a mountain of gold CETS coins in a kitchen at night
CETS SITTING IN THE $ROACH POOL RIGHT NOW
—
counting crumbs…
01

PAIRED WITH $CETS

$ROACH doesn't trade against BNB. It trades against $CETS — every buy puts CETS into the pool.

02

HOLDERS GET PAID IN CETS

Just hold. Rewards land in your wallet as $CETS. You don't have to do anything a roach wouldn't.

03

20% FEEDS THE PILE

A fifth goes straight back into liquidity. The CETS stockpile under $ROACH grows as the price goes up.

EVERY CYCLE KILLS SOMEBODY.
NEVER THE ROACH.

The roaches are the ones who never zeroed. This is where they've been.

Roach sipping coffee in a frozen, abandoned trading floor
2018

THE LONG WINTER

Down 90%. Everyone left the lights on and never came back. The roach made coffee.

Roach standing unhurt in a crater made by a falling red candle
2020

BLACK THURSDAY

A red candle fell out of the sky and liquidated half the street. The roach waved from the crater.

Roach crawling out of the rubble of a collapsed exchange tower
2022

THE COLLAPSE

The biggest names in the room went to zero overnight. The roach crawled out of the rubble, antennae up.

Roach relaxing on a pile of CETS coins
NOW

ROACHMODE

Sitting on a pile of CETS that gets bigger every trade. Still here. Always here.

Nuke the whole market. When the dust settles, the roach is still there — counting CETS.

ROACH RULES

Three of them. Survival isn't complicated.

RULE 01

NEVER ZERO

You can be down bad. You can be down worse. You just can't be gone. That's the only way to lose.

RULE 02

GET STEPPED ON. GET UP.

Every cycle brings a bigger boot. Flat for a second, then back on six legs like nothing happened.

RULE 03

LIVE IN THE WALLS

Stay quiet, stay holding, eat the CETS crumbs. The tourists come and go. The walls are forever.

ROACH LAB

Drop a picture in. Something comes out with antennae.

WAITING IN THE WALLSyour roach shows up here

HOW TO MOVE IN

Four steps. Roaches have done harder things.

1

GET A WALLET

MetaMask, Trust or Binance Wallet — anything that speaks BNB Chain.

2

LOAD UP BNB

Send some BNB over. An amount that won't wipe you out — roaches never zero.

3

SWAP FOR $ROACH

Paste the contract into PancakeSwap or FLAP. It routes through $CETS for you.

4

GO INTO THE WALLS

Hold. The CETS find you. That's roachmode.

BUY ON PANCAKESWAP → FLAP
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